{"product_id":"funny-car-magnet-if-you-can-read-this-get-out-my-ass-before-i-brake-check","title":"Funny Car Magnet — \"If YOU Can read this GET OUT MY ASS!! Before I brake check\"","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"69\" data-end=\"399\"\u003eSay what everyone else is thinking without rolling down your window. This bold and hilarious car magnet is the perfect mix of humor, attitude, and everyday driving reality. Designed for drivers who are tired of tailgaters riding too close, this magnet delivers your message loud and clear while adding personality to your vehicle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"401\" data-end=\"870\"\u003eMade with durable all-weather vinyl and a strong magnetic backing, this bumper magnet is built to handle rain, sunlight, wind, and everyday road trips without fading or peeling. The crisp matte finish gives the design a clean professional look, while high-quality digital printing keeps the lettering sharp and easy to read from a distance. 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